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[H1S]

At dining hall, I was eating an apple.

Salina: So you like apples.
Jen: Yea, I like apples. ;]
Salina: Do you like red, yellow or green?
Jen: Depends. If I want to stop, slow, or go.

[John]

(9:17 PM) winnie: Nvm them.
Canadians.
(9:17 PM) Johnn: HEY
BYE.
(9:18 PM) Johnn: FOOL.
IGNANT AMERICANS
(9:18 PM) winnie: Haaaaaaay.
HAHAHAHA
(9:18 PM) Johnn: THINKING WE STILL LIVE IN IGLOOS
(9:18 PM) winnie: I dont think that..
I think thats iglooians.
(9:18 PM) Johnn: WTH
LOL
(9:18 PM) winnie: those are people, right?
(9:18 PM) Johnn: No..

[marymoocow]

bryant: why the hell are you all smiley for?
me: what? i'm not smiling.
bryant: yeah! you were all smiley smiley when I came back.
me: oh, friend john sent me a link *IMs link*
bryant: *recieves IM* http://www.whosthecutest.com/ and *clicks*
me: *giggles
bryant: hmm...whos the cutest......"you are" [.___.]
me: *laughs hysterically
bryant:.....wait. hahahah!

babe youre so slow <3

[BryantP]

bryant: why the hell are you all smiley for?
me: what? i'm not smiling.
bryant: yeah! you were all smiley smiley when I came back.
me: oh, friend john sent me a link *IMs link*
bryant: *recieves IM* http://www.whosthecutest.com/ and *clicks*
me: *giggles
bryant: hmm...whos the cutest......"you are" [.___.]
me: *laughs hysterically
bryant:.....wait. hahahah!

babe youre so slow <3

NOT FUNNY -___- <3

[H1S]

[3:21:48 AM] Jennifer Le: haha yea
[3:21:50 AM] Jennifer Le: for kicks
[3:22:23 AM] Jennifer Le: i always wanted to write a book
[3:22:35 AM] Jennifer Le: haha do you think i'd have the kicks for it? and become the next
[3:22:37 AM] Jennifer Le: "stephanie meyer?"
[3:22:38 AM] Jennifer Le: hahaha
[3:22:46 AM] Patrick Nguyen: LOL
[3:22:52 AM] Patrick Nguyen: write books and stories?
[3:22:58 AM] Jennifer Le: yea
[3:23:03 AM] Jennifer Le: my grammar sucks
[3:23:40 AM] Patrick Nguyen: i know, with that ebonic southern talk of yours
[3:23:45 AM] Patrick Nguyen: LOL kidding
[3:23:47 AM] Jennifer Le: haha let me bite you
[3:23:56 AM] Patrick Nguyen: do it ill punch you square in the face
[3:24:00 AM] Patrick Nguyen: ;)
[3:24:08 AM] Jennifer Le: haha i'll hit the cheapshot and make you a total girl
[3:24:19 AM] Patrick Nguyen: i can take the pain
[3:24:22 AM] Patrick Nguyen: give me your best shot
[3:24:24 AM] Patrick Nguyen: toots!
[3:24:27 AM] Patrick Nguyen: LOL
[3:24:45 AM] Jennifer Le: i'm telling huy!
[3:25:09 AM] Patrick Nguyen: not sure if i should be saying that cause next thing you know, you take note of this and when you see me, i won't even expect it
[3:25:20 AM] Patrick Nguyen: you tell huy im telling ricky
[3:25:28 AM] Jennifer Le: if you tell ricky i'll tell ken
[3:25:47 AM] Patrick Nguyen: i'll tell lisa
[3:26:17 AM] Jennifer Le: i'll tell 3GN
[3:26:27 AM] Patrick Nguyen: i'll...let you win this round
[3:26:28 AM] Patrick Nguyen: LOL
[3:26:32 AM] Jennifer Le: hahaha ;]

[Kong]

Kong
NO!
what you gonna do with your t.v.?
going into that one room in the basement right?
okay, cool

7:46pm
Sister
yeah, i am too
u can have the living room

7:46pm
Kong
hahahahahaa
NO!
i like my room, especially in the summer
i can have sex all i want without anyone hearing

7:47pm
Sister
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M POSTING THIS CONVERSATION ON FB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:48pm
Kong
okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
it's just the truth though
LOL!

7:48pm
Sister
STOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u know what... maybe i shouldnt move home....

7:48pm
Kong
why not?

7:48pm
Sister
i wont be able to have sex no more either
i cant have sex in moms house
i got my own bed but still
i'm loud when it comes to sex

7:49pm
Kong
it's okay, we can take turns. just make sure you clean up after

7:49pm
Sister
i dont wana have sex on ur bed gay!
my bed is better

7:49pm
Kong
looks like i'm gonna have a new spot to do the nasty

7:49pm
Sister
got that big head board for a reason dawg!

[mywork08]

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AIMConversationz: What sort of business do you run? Are you a porn peddler?
Anonymous2: was nice talking to you, blocking you now
AIMConversationz: This could be Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC.
Anonymous2: ass